Contoh Text Narrative Spoof

contoh text narrative spoof

 

Broken umbrella

One day, there was a group of teenagers who were eating at a restaurant. When that moment weather is heavy rain, but its one of the teens was a man found no problem with the weather which is happening because she always bring an umbrella in his bag anywhere. Suddenly she’s on the phone his mother to immediately return home. He was ordered to follow what their parents. When going out he saw a beautiful woman waiting for the rain to pass. Then she asked “sorry, you were waiting for whom?” said the man. It turns out the woman was true was waiting for the rain to pass. Him with his dashing offers an umbrella which she brought to women earlier. “I want to offer the umbrellas I bring to wear same you.” the man said. While it will use an umbrella carried the men to be confused with the usual umbrella she take it at home. The women wet because the umbrella torn in the middle. Simultaneously the woman shouted “no”. The men were startled and ran away in the direction of his friend who was still in the restaurant.

Terjemahan:

Payung rusak
Suatu hari, ada sekelompok remaja yang sedang makan di suatu rumah makan. Ketika saat itu cuaca sedang hujan deras, namun remaja yang salah satu nya adalah seorang pria merasa tidak masalah dengan cuaca yang sedang terjadi karena dia selalu membawa payung kemana saja didalam tas nya. Tiba tiba dia di telpon ibunya untuk segera pulang. Dia pun mengikuti apa yang diperintahkan orang tuanya. Saat akan keluar dia melihat seorang wanita cantik yang menunggu hujan reda. Lalu dia bertanya ” maaf, anda sedang menunggu siapa?” ujar pria tersebut. Ternyata wanita tersebut memang benar sedang menunggu hujan reda. Dia dengan gagah nya menawarkan payung yang dia bawa kepada wanita tadi. ” Saya ingin menawarkan payung yang saya bawa untuk dipakai sama kamu.” ujar pria tersebut. Saat sedang akan digunakan payung yang dibawa pria tersebut tertukar dengan payung yang biasa dia bawa dirumahnya. Wanita tersebut basah karena payung tersebut robek dibagian tengahnya. Serentak wanita itu berteriak” tidak”. Pria tersebut kaget dan lari ke arah temannya yang masih didalam rumah makan.

Wrong Eating

School holidays coming, there is a boy named Abdul and her brother named Abdel. Because being a holiday, their mother’s cooking good food which usually sparsely served. They both really enjoy dishes provided by his mother. In his cuisine there are basic ingredients of ginger. When dusk Abdul and Abdel packed together. Suddenly Abdul confusion with this form of food he thinks this meat or ginger. Then ask sister. ” What is this? chicken meat is not it? si Abdul said. Brother thought to mean to his sister by saying a lie. “That’s the meat of the deck of the time you don’t know.” said Abdel. When Abdul eating turns warm when in chewing. Then her sister whispered while laughing. ” The deck was Ginger rather than meat hahahaha “explains Abdel. Abdel direct moving else where to eat while laughing out eg display with laughter.

Terjemahan:

Salah Makan
Liburan sekolah datang, ada seorang anak bernama Abdul dan kakaknya bernama Abdel. Karena memang sedang liburan, ibu mereka memasak makanan enak yang biasanya jarang dihidangkan. Mereka berdua sangat menikmati hidangan yang diberikan oleh ibunya. Dalam masakan nya terdapat bahan dasar jahe. Ketika sore tiba Abdul dan Abdel makan bersama. Tiba tiba Abdul kebingungan dengan bentuk makanan ini dia berpikir ini daging atau jahe. Lalu bertanya pada kakanya.”  ini apa? daging ayam bukan? ujar si Abdul. Kakanya berpikir untuk menjahili adiknya dengan berkata bohong. ” Itu daging dek masa kamu tidak tahu.” ujar Abdel. Saat Abdul memakan ternyata hangat saat di kunyah. Lalu kakak nya berbisik sambil tertawa.”Dek itu jahe bukan daging hahahaha” ujar Abdel. Abdel pun langsung pindah tempat makan sambil tertawa terbahak bahak.

 

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